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1. Biker Stryker

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2. DJ Peace

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3. DJ Caesar

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4. Boxer Rocky

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5. Hunter Buck

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6. Biker JD

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7. Combat Sam

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8. Combat Stryker

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9. DJ Jahman

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10. Graffiti Saber

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11. Navy SEAL

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12. Smokin Jahman

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13. DJ Sarge

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14. Rocker Cooper

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15. Duck Hunter

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16. Big Cock Head

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17. Guard Panzer

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18. Nas T-Rex

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19. Punky!

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20. Backpack Kitty

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21. Come & Get It

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22. Rastafurrian Kitten

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23. T-Rex Tearing

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24. Golden Feather

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25. My personal favorite (SOLD OUT!!!)